AV Club, you fucking suck
I click on this to see a trailer, and i have to listen to some shitty advertisement on the side of the screen for a war game that no one would ever fucking play in the first place because it's so shitty
This website has gone to the fucking dump in terms of quality.  Reminds me of The Simpsons…

That will be one tough mission. I know for a fact that Afghani gaylords look down upon Afghani warlords, and are seldom in the same place.

Thrice agreed, David's character was in disguise as a fatty.

Knowing that I'm more successful than Van Gogh AND Sir Isaac Newton combined helps me sleep at night. That and the Valium.

True, but Shitbag DuPree 2: Electric Poo-a-loo was a masterpiece that cause my eyes to rain.

Also, I love the fact that bad ass porn 'stars' are listening to 'Life in a Northern Town'. Maybe they've lent their Carpenters CD to someone.

I win!!!!!
Finally! I kid you not - Maury Chaykin was the one and only 'celebrity' I've ever spotted in my life, and I double kid you not - I used to see him like at least 2 times a week hitting up the local liquor store. Now maybe I'll be able to spot real celebrities like Dr. Phil or the Geiko Lizard!

A more appropriate title perhaps?
Retarding Henry - or do you think that would be kind of like having a spoiler in the title?

She took yours once you contracted jerk cancer. Aids for you.

Best hip hop line ever….
"Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is,
I get more props and stunts that Bruce Willis."

It's actually an anagram for 'Heed TN' indicating we all should be behaving more like people from Tennessee.
…or possibly 'Heed NT' indicating we should be all following in the ways of everything Nancy Travis…

He must have played a cop on Mr Show - didn't the Ronnie Dobbs stories have him in it as a copper?

@treefingers:

The one sweet line in the episode was when Jack was listing the 3 Idiots - the way he said "Lutz", there was so much venom and anger there, Alec Baldwin should be handed the Emmy right now!

The scientific term is 'sweater meat', but then again, I'm not a certified scientist.

dearest avclub…
what, no SPOILER alert before playing the Zoolander Quotes video? The whole plot the movie is given away, now sadly I' have no reason to check it out. It was to be my very next rental…..
Alas, woe is me!

Lost respect for you, Scott Tobias. I checked out this movie based on the avclub's comments that it was awesome and that it comes on VHS. This movie was horrible! Easily one of the worst, stupiest movies ever made. Put this on a double bill with 'Skeleton Crew' and everyone in the audience would blow their heads…