Is he related to the Alex Dowd who was in my college film club? That kid thought he could DJ but he was just an all around piece of shit. 

Those are both fine choices. I would go to your parties.

I'm hoping for a non regular Simpsons character. Hopefully not Disco Stu.

Is one of those four or five answers Back to the Future?  That's probably your real favorite.

Thank you, drugs and booze.

Go kiss both men and women, ya post punk fan.

"The WSJ piece isn’t overtly offensive. It’s shortsighted, feckless, and tokenistic."

It sounds like you're volunteering.

Fuck. I'm not going to sleep until 4am tonight. Thanks a lot, jerk.

That was straight up gangsta.

If it was the oral history, that's actually a pretty good book.

That's why I'm happy that I live in a part of Chicago that has a fair amount of drug trafficking. Cops don't care about walking offenses.

You've really given everyone a new view in this Hitler fellow. It seems he was actually not very nice.

I like that.

Tobias's last article has been up for a day. Can't we wait at least a week before waxing nostalgic about his writing?

@avclub-997c221538094d134659141cf61d51e3:disqus She got naked in a straight to DVD horror movie 2 or 3 years ago. 

I would make a joke about you being a real hit at parties but a premise that involves you being invited to a party is just too far fetched.

@avclub-bca3531762af8a993c4f60c48fd5e33b:disqus Please tell me more. Like the name of that restaurant.

I get it.

Cool cool cool