Bad Santa is a Christmas tradition in the knuckles household. Strangely, despite the cynicism, anal sex with plus-size women, etc, it makes me feel all aglow with Holiday cheer.

Bad Santa is a Christmas tradition in the knuckles household. Strangely, despite the cynicism, anal sex with plus-size women, etc, it makes me feel all aglow with Holiday cheer.

It certainly makes Albania look a lot more fun than it is now. Who knew that Enver Hoxha was such a stand-up guy?

It certainly makes Albania look a lot more fun than it is now. Who knew that Enver Hoxha was such a stand-up guy?

I guess Tarantino used up all his spaghetti soundtrack collection on IB. This sounds shit, he should've gone with a Lee Perry mash up.

I guess Tarantino used up all his spaghetti soundtrack collection on IB. This sounds shit, he should've gone with a Lee Perry mash up.

I know this film's rubbish, rape-happy and badly made, but all I really remember about it is how much I hated the ostensible hero, Tom Burlinson. God, he was irritating.

I know this film's rubbish, rape-happy and badly made, but all I really remember about it is how much I hated the ostensible hero, Tom Burlinson. God, he was irritating.

Bart Simpson's tits have a voice?

Bart Simpson's tits have a voice?

And Jan De Bont as DoP.

And Jan De Bont as DoP.

Didn't see that episode. That's some good eating, though.

Didn't see that episode. That's some good eating, though.

Hibs, ya bampot!

Hibs, ya bampot!

Batu Ferringhi? Cos that'd be just awful.

Batu Ferringhi? Cos that'd be just awful.

Gerard Butler always seems like a thoroughly decent sort of guy, even saved a kid's life a few years ago, so it sort of pains me to say that on-screen he's the male equivalent of Katherine Heigl.

Gerard Butler always seems like a thoroughly decent sort of guy, even saved a kid's life a few years ago, so it sort of pains me to say that on-screen he's the male equivalent of Katherine Heigl.