I don't get your point, is this a competition? I've been registered here for years, and I've had the good fortune to spend time in Steve's company too. So I guess I win.

I don't get your point, is this a competition? I've been registered here for years, and I've had the good fortune to spend time in Steve's company too. So I guess I win.

Strange how every commentator protecting Seagal on here has only signed up today to do just that. And they all write in a very similar way. Coincidence? Oh, and by the way, he's a proper fucking arsehole, but I'm sure everyone knew that already.

Strange how every commentator protecting Seagal on here has only signed up today to do just that. And they all write in a very similar way. Coincidence? Oh, and by the way, he's a proper fucking arsehole, but I'm sure everyone knew that already.

Don't encourage them to mate. You'll be dooming the planet. Haven't you seen Idiocracy?

Don't encourage them to mate. You'll be dooming the planet. Haven't you seen Idiocracy?

There are series from the German point of view. But they're in German, which I guess is why you haven't watched them.

There are series from the German point of view. But they're in German, which I guess is why you haven't watched them.

Dis ain't ovah!

Dis ain't ovah!

The Raid's a must-see. But check out The Eagle Shooting Heroes for sheer silliness, its serious cousin Ashes Of Time (Redux), Azumi (avoid part 2, it's awful), 13 Assassins, Zatoichi and City Of Violence.

The Raid's a must-see. But check out The Eagle Shooting Heroes for sheer silliness, its serious cousin Ashes Of Time (Redux), Azumi (avoid part 2, it's awful), 13 Assassins, Zatoichi and City Of Violence.

She's mostly famous for having loads of plastic surgery done on her face and then vociferously denying it. There is speculation that her chin might soon dislodge in a Michael Jackson's nose type of incident.

She's mostly famous for having loads of plastic surgery done on her face and then vociferously denying it. There is speculation that her chin might soon dislodge in a Michael Jackson's nose type of incident.

With a zest for kung-fu treachery, perhaps?

With a zest for kung-fu treachery, perhaps?

I saw it at the London Film Festival and it is both wry and amusing.

I saw it at the London Film Festival and it is both wry and amusing.

Or how awful Saffron Burrows is in it.

Or how awful Saffron Burrows is in it.