Dr Zarnak, if you aren't too bothered about the missing book, RR2's good due to the majesty of Paddy Considine, and 3's worthwhile just for the feeling of rising from the Yorkshire mud at the end. It was the last thing I watched with my Dad -a Yorkshireman- and he was impressed with the depiction of his home county in…

Dennis Potter's play Blue Remembered Hills. Actors in their forties playing children. Beat that, 90210.

The Turtles' version
of It Ain't Me Babe is gloriously vindictive. What a wonderful list of songs, who knew break-ups could be such fun?

That even dwarves started small?

No fucking way! Really? I thought David Niven was the WW2 Brit actor badass and Chris was the intelligence guy. Well, you live and learn. I'm indebted to you.

I've got a soft spot
for Christopher Lee's Fu Manchu movies. He only received his knighthood because Prince Philip hates the Chinese even more than he hates all other versions of Johnny Foreigner.

HBO
haven't tackled the superhero genre yet, have they? Cautiously optimistic.

Martin Balsam doesn't get killed in DW3. He merely gets hospitalised after being beaten up by the Kids From Fame. I ought to scythe you mis-informed punks down with a WW2 era machine gun.

Woo's only producing the KE remake, though. It still might possess some of his style, but I'm a little less excited by the news now.

Brilliant! It's like Derek and Clive. Anyway Noel, you've got to sign Outlaw up for this series. Shit or get off the pot, son. Jog on, d'yer know warr I mean?

Jorge, not trying to be a dick, but it's hausfrau. Apart from that, keep up the good work.

Simon Yam
would make a great David Brent.

The Nag And Weasel?

Just check out the Daptone website for tour dates for Budos, Sharon Jones and, to a lesser extent, Naomi Shelton.

Also agreed. It's not released in my part of the world yet, but if it's anywhere near as good as Budos II it'll be one of the top releases of the year.

Little known fact about KC And The Sunshine Band: That album of theirs with Queen Of Clubs on it is all kinds of awesome.

The trailer looks awful, I'm not a Wahlberg fan, Ferrell's made some shit lately, but Michael Keaton back doing comedy? I'm sold. He gets a lifetime pass for Dream Team too.

Not sure about the vocalists thing, but Steve Cropper is the greatest living American guitarist I can think of.

The Stax logo is well cool, I'm also a huge fan of the Philadelphia International logo. And wouldn't Philly soul make a fine Gateway subject?

It looks rubbish
But at least it's a step in the right direction for Dwayne after Tooth Fairy.