I dunno…"salacious?" Wait, no, that's not it. What do you want from me? I mean, the first word in the title of this article is "ew."

I dunno…"salacious?" Wait, no, that's not it. What do you want from me? I mean, the first word in the title of this article is "ew."

I saw Private Lessons recently and had a completely different read on it than when I was a wee lad of 8 years. I don't remember it being quite the graphic, statutory rape fantasy back then. With a child's eyes, I guess.

I saw Private Lessons recently and had a completely different read on it than when I was a wee lad of 8 years. I don't remember it being quite the graphic, statutory rape fantasy back then. With a child's eyes, I guess.

Nick Offerman is just toying with my emotions now, not to mention threatening to bankrupt me.

Nick Offerman is just toying with my emotions now, not to mention threatening to bankrupt me.

Along these lines, I've always wondered if Tunde Adebimpe of TV on the Radio is gay. That could just be me projecting though. He's totes adorbs and looks like he'd be the sweetest in a makeout sesh. I'm pretty sure his band mate Kyp Malone is straight but he doesn't escape my salacious gaze. I'd wreck that dude.

Along these lines, I've always wondered if Tunde Adebimpe of TV on the Radio is gay. That could just be me projecting though. He's totes adorbs and looks like he'd be the sweetest in a makeout sesh. I'm pretty sure his band mate Kyp Malone is straight but he doesn't escape my salacious gaze. I'd wreck that dude.

OF COCK.

OF COCK.

Our critics' personal favorites that didn't make the list, with a double feature from Harvey Keitel's penis.

Our critics' personal favorites that didn't make the list, with a double feature from Harvey Keitel's penis.

In the last year or so, I decided to stop buying albums on cd and started collecting vinyl again. While I'm hardly an audiophile and for damn sure not a hipster, it's now my preferred format for purchasing music, though I also pay to download digital versions of albums frequently as well. Frankly, I think CDs are…

In the last year or so, I decided to stop buying albums on cd and started collecting vinyl again. While I'm hardly an audiophile and for damn sure not a hipster, it's now my preferred format for purchasing music, though I also pay to download digital versions of albums frequently as well. Frankly, I think CDs are…

@avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus : Excellent point. I've often felt that the criticisms lodged against Lena Dunham and Girls are insulting to my formidable intelligence.

@avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus : Excellent point. I've often felt that the criticisms lodged against Lena Dunham and Girls are insulting to my formidable intelligence.

@avclub-323e0a0db2518ba07c905b4bd5ce5642:disqus : A lot of my friends who are also people of color (blows chunks all over keyboard) love the show and not a single one of them has ever fretted about their respective ethnicity being given short shrift in a show about white girls.

@avclub-323e0a0db2518ba07c905b4bd5ce5642:disqus : A lot of my friends who are also people of color (blows chunks all over keyboard) love the show and not a single one of them has ever fretted about their respective ethnicity being given short shrift in a show about white girls.

Liked for "so meta" comment. I'm actually a fan of the show though. This is not supposed to be some sort of qualified statement, but I'm a person of color and I've always found this particular criticism of the show to be completely tedious.

Liked for "so meta" comment. I'm actually a fan of the show though. This is not supposed to be some sort of qualified statement, but I'm a person of color and I've always found this particular criticism of the show to be completely tedious.