It's all about the expression on Lena Dunham's face in that pic. This shit is tiresome.

It's all about the expression on Lena Dunham's face in that pic. This shit is tiresome.

You cannot deny the hypnotic power of uniformed Cap Ass. Scientists calibrate their instruments by it. Accept it before it destroys you!

You cannot deny the hypnotic power of uniformed Cap Ass. Scientists calibrate their instruments by it. Accept it before it destroys you!

Is "John Semley" a pseudonym for Sean O'Neal or are we just attributing any level of snarkiness and thinly veiled homoeroticism on movie newswire articles to him now.

Is "John Semley" a pseudonym for Sean O'Neal or are we just attributing any level of snarkiness and thinly veiled homoeroticism on movie newswire articles to him now.

My sentiments exactly after watching Mysterious Skin. It's hard not to view it as a fluke in Araki's oeuvre, especially when he followed it up with Smiley Face and got back to his shitty ways by testing my love for Anna Faris.

My sentiments exactly after watching Mysterious Skin. It's hard not to view it as a fluke in Araki's oeuvre, especially when he followed it up with Smiley Face and got back to his shitty ways by testing my love for Anna Faris.

Lil' Wayne is way existential.

Lil' Wayne is way existential.

And this is why Chappelle's Show is no longer on the air.

And this is why Chappelle's Show is no longer on the air.

I KNOW you hookers don't think this is over with.

I KNOW you hookers don't think this is over with.

I've been completely crushed out on Daniel Rossen since seeing Department of Eagles at a small club back in '09. The way his voice carried in that space was simply piercing to my heart. I really do enjoy both bands though. They don't sound all that dissimilar and what differences there are make them equally compelling…

I've been completely crushed out on Daniel Rossen since seeing Department of Eagles at a small club back in '09. The way his voice carried in that space was simply piercing to my heart. I really do enjoy both bands though. They don't sound all that dissimilar and what differences there are make them equally compelling…

Here, here! I have vivid memories of listening to that album and laughing, crying, being excited one minute and terrified the next. It's so uplifting at the end. An emotional journey, indeed. And definitely a cherished childhood experience with different facets of the same work of art.

Here, here! I have vivid memories of listening to that album and laughing, crying, being excited one minute and terrified the next. It's so uplifting at the end. An emotional journey, indeed. And definitely a cherished childhood experience with different facets of the same work of art.

Tears. In my eyes. Laughter.

Tears. In my eyes. Laughter.