i'm sure you are, of course, of that fantastic little film called zombie strippers starring jenna jameson?

B-R-U-N-O-M-A-R-S?

yeah, well, that's just like your opinion, man.

didn't see any.  but apparently that first class cabin curtain is a primo zombie defense!  *NOW* we know why it must be kept closed at all times during flight!

but are there BBBBBWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPs?

seriously?  you laughed at him screaming while laying on hot coals?  because that's so unexpected?  :-\

i'm voting for cargo shorts, running shoes and camera strapped around his neck.

and by bigger and better, i'm pretty sure you meant fewer semen and vomit stains on the upholstery.

seriously…i can down those things like they're m&ms.

pizza under no circumstance could parade itself around as bourbon.

i'm gonna be an old fucking geezer and say that HFS was pretty much shit by 1995.  i don't remember exactly what year infinity bought it, but it was never the same.  i grew up in annapolis and moved away in '92.  HFS was still independent and "progressive" at that time.  i moved back in '97 and that station was just…

happy birthday!

@avclub-ae1846aa63a2c9a5b1d528b1a1d507f7:disqus indeed!  snopes confirms that some girl scout cookies actually contain people.
PEOPLE!

whole milk is the dairy equivalent of barrel-proof bourbon.

we like any band that helps us justify our drinking, and our whining about white people problems!

they are a really, really solid live act.  don't expect anything grandiose…but they give max effort.

*hangs head in shame*

yikes…i'd be wary of the brundle-fly mutation consequences of such an action.

*inhales audibly*

much van damme-age!