Face's new actor
If the corporate suits have their way, Face will have a Vagina.

Also, doesn't it seem like the pocket on his shirt is really big?

Dear Dr. Steve,
The prom is coming up, but I don't have a date! What should I do?

I knew it all along
Jesus didn't ascend into heaven, he took a spaceship back to his home planet.

"a nearly 700-page tome that follows the former president from birth to assassination"
Uh… that's it? What happens afterwerds?

I have not read these books either, but they sound like complete shit. The twenty-something main character is dating a 17-year-old girl named Knives Chau. How fucking stupid is that?