One day you will be decomposing in a crypt somewhere

Your gimmick's old and your time's up.

Your shower has seen less use than Ruben Studdard's shake weights.

We fucked back in college.

Yes because clearly that's a picture of me.

Overrated hack.

You people watch a lot of TV.

Everyone HAD to have an opinion on the "cultural dialogue of the moment"

One time I farted and an SUV was towed out.

She's aged like milk.

Cool story bro.

Lena Dunham is the reason God invented clothes.

Lena Dunham is the reason God invented clothes.

He looks like he was created in a Nickelodeon factory.

The internet isn't real, get off it.

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus  Your moment's gone.

Your friend is the lowest common denominator of humanity.

And the frontman doesn't have a growth on his neck.

Your moment's vanished.

When did Paul Simon have a stroke?