Yeesh, why's everybody always makin' such a big deal about Doc Doom? Remember the time he ruined my chance at bein' normal ol' Ben Grimm again, when Stretch had ta use one of his gizmos to turn me back into the Thing (FF #40 - Ed.)? I gave ol' rust bucket a good clobberin', but I still ain't forgave him yet.

There ain't nuthin' funny about Loki, i can tell ya that much. I remember when he sent that super-skrull to attack ol' Thor (Thor #142 - ed.), that was just swell. Mebbe I'm no expert, but I think there's gotta be better names out there'n Loki. How 'bout just callin' him The Thing?

Harder than ol' Doc Doom? The Mole Man, maybe, I'll give ya that.

It's clobberin' time!