OH YEAH, that one!

Theoretically yes, you're right, but then we're equating police officers with department store clerks in terms of task demand.

That second one sounds awesome I'd watch that show

Or their new slogans, "That's Fresh!" and "We have a magical horse?"

If America can reject police academy applicants because they're too smart, then really the sky's the limit

Damnit!  If only there were more parts of pop culture that catered to the taste of nerds!

It turns out Coulson was replaced by a clone during the Clone Wars and the REAL Coulson has been living in seclusion in Utah

Is that even possible?  I was there when he Belvedere'd!

I mean other than pencils… who thought that was a bad idea?

Abby Flynn was a guest writer for TGS in that episode, not a new cast member, and I have to validate my uncanny level of 30 Rock trivia knowledge by pointing this out to you, even though it really doesn't matter to your article in any meaningful way.