Cheesy movie math:

I kinda feel that way about DiCaprio, except he's in great movies.

He's a Labute regular. Now whether you think that's a good thing or not is up to you…

How long has this shit been on the shelf? That's the kid who plays Bruce Wayne on Gotham, he's like 40 now.

And just as shaky

And then for some reason, Heimdall comes to Wakanda and meets this character.

Definitely losing steam in its 2000th season (5000th, if you count the prequel series). I thought the Koran spin-off was more interesting…but no, they're all pretty shitty, really.

Ok, this one's just crazy.

Harry Potter, both books and films. I just don't get what the big deal is. They were entertaining enough, and the supporting cast in the films was amazing, but I didn't feel the saga was anything special.

But what will Sava overanalyze now?

I appreciate a good glib argument, but you're directing it at the wrong person. Perhaps you'd like something in a Katherine Heigl?

Sam: Frodo…I'm your former gardener, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Fellowship again. Ever.

That's no moon; it's Gerard Depardieu!

It was a daughter, not a son, she's probably safe.

The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes was the first thing I thought of, oddly. But wow, so many credits. So many experiences. What a career to have had. RIP

This is a little inside, but bear with me…imagine if Ricardo Montalban and Ben Gazzara had a kid with all of their worst features, then raised it with an unlimited supply of black hair dye and unwarranted praise.

Shut up, you, with your logic!

Oh, for sure. He looks like he's the guy for whom coke straws were invented.

Any chance of an ap-peel?

Even if I had one eye, I could see what you did there.