Weirdest boner I've ever had. (Seriously, this was awesome. I still want Escape From Earth!)

"I love Illinois Jews."

One nit to pick with the article…Coneheads was pretty good, in that mid-'90s comedy kind of way.

Dozens of people spontaneously attend Rob Reiner movies each year. It's just not really widely reported.

20?? They must have used the wrong pic. That woman is clearly a 45-year-old librarian from Dubuque.

*reads this comment in Harrison Ford's clearly bored monotone*

Prince was the man who made me want to pick up a guitar. Not Jimi. Not Clapton. Not Van Halen…Prince. Specifically, that breakdown at the end of "Let's Go Crazy". I guess it's hitting me harder than most other musical heroes dying because he directly inspired me to wanna do something that has brought years of joy of…

I met him at the Mayfair Diner here in town, shook his hand, took a nice picture…on my Motorola Razr, so okay, a shitty picture. But it was the first time I really understood the concept of politicians being masters of the handshake. Not too strenuous, not too "dead fish"…when you're shaking hands with hundreds of…

Nah, she's a sold-out hippie, definitely rocking some James Taylor or Carole King at the very least.

I'm just not good with the world right now. A Prince-less world just doesn't seem right. I'm just gonna listen to some music now. Fuck

I wanted to laugh, but the whole time I was sitting there thinking, "Why Child Abuse and not Microchip? I get they're poking fun at Robin, but Punisher never even had a kid sidekick!"

Petty? Vindictive? That sure doesn't sound like the Vince McMahon I know.

What…what do you mean, "not having him around"? That's not going to happen. EVER.

Oh, I wholeheartedly agree Conroy is the best overall performer of Batman, don't get me wrong, but Bale is the live action personification for me (similar situation with Hamill/Ledger). It's just lately I've seen people in various sites (mostly fanboyish) who feel it's an imperative since BvS has come out to dismiss…

The problem is, it just doesn't make the reader feel anything…

I think the only way to settle this is to figure out who was in charge of the hand job.

Oh well, que Cera Cera…

Shut the fuck up, Donnie.

Cal Dodd is Wolverine's voice for me. And he even bothered to put on a very good, non-hammy Canadian accent.

Everybody throwing shade at Christian Bale's Batman these days: knock it off. You were lucky to have him.