Yes, one has a mullet, and the other hides his cheesiness behind a façade.

"Please deboard in an orderly fashion!" *scowl*

"Best of the Die Hard Progeny"? Nah, dude, Speed is the one. Just watched it again for the first time in a few years, it still holds up.

"360º videos not supported on this browser"… GRAAAH, Eat a Dick, Internet.

Oh, Burl, you absolute card, you!

*sips tea, waits for explanation*

Excellently written article, Wren-person. The closing made me excited and wistful all at once. RIP Cliff

Hey look, I grew up watching 227 and I love me a sassy quip as much as the next man, but we're throwing the term "legend" around a little loosely here, aren't we?

How much Berg could a Peter Berg Berg if a Peter Berg could Wahlberg?

Thank you! It's not just Ms. Eichel here, though; it's most of the articles. For the last couple of days, I've been wondering where the copy editing went. Were they, like, really anti-Univision or what? Tell them it's okay to come back!

Archie will be a brooding, controlling asshole, while Reggie tries to overcome his dicey reputation and Jughead pines for Archie from the friend zone. Check, check and check.

There is no part of this that doesn't sound train-wreck fascinating.

Every week I think there's no way Sava can disappear further up his own asshole, yet every week he conjures up a little more wrongheaded indignation and proves me wrong. Attaboy.

"I thought when I became a centurion it would be more fun, but… it's not like it is presented in the training scrolls. I've never gotten to chase a suspect down the Via Appia; I've never gotten to hang on that part on the bottom of the chariot—you know that part?"

Save that joke for the Fall, guy.

So perfect, and I never would've thought of it in a million years.

What's wrong with A Low Down Dirty Shame? I love that movie, it's a blassic!

How about in Lethal Weapon 2 when the South Africans attack Riggs' trailer while he's boning Patsy Kensit, and he single-handedly wipes out what is basically a small military force equipped with a freaking helicopter and M-60 mount?

Dad, get off my thread!

Sarsaparilla and sensamilla, the classic combination.