What's Noel's excuse? He's old as fuck.

Paul Molitor was in Weird Science?

I didn't want to live long enough to meet my great-grandchildren, see the future or find out whether we manage to turn around the environment.

It just makes sense that cocaine would call people "boychik".

Only 1,112 times? Child.

Over two thousand words and a lede-burying title just to tell us to watch the series in Flashback Order. You guys are making it like 2005 all over again, when I was sick to death of hearing about Star Wars.

Maybe he can play the aircraft carrier.

MEDIOCRE!!!

John Williams is so integral to the series I never even thought to bring him up as a critical element. But yeah, he's aces.

Thank the stars for Harmy. If he hadn't come along, I would've still been watching bootleg laserdisc ports.

A.V. Club turned into Slate so gradually, I hardly even noticed. Fuck outta here with your contrarian clickbait bullshit.

Last I read (this was years ago now), Clear Channel bought the property to be used as a parking lot. They took down one of the last and best dirt malls in Jersey to put up a goddamn parking lot. And then didn't even do it!

Jerry Garcia?

My god, is there anything better than old dudes who just absolutely do not give a fuck about what they say or about whom they say it? (Excluding the racist grandpas of the world.)

With all the baby oil and smoldering looks involved, it wouldn't surprise me if they were hammering away at each other for a week either.

This is just…what are we doing, humanity?

You sure picked the right username, fella.

Took the words right out of my mouth, Martha.

Ooh, shit that is good. I don't know about Byrd, but Wendell, definitely.

Yeah. Stupid Directors' Guild.