Thought it was HGH.

I have heard again and again about how Day of Reckoning is a hidden masterpiece; again and again, I strenuously disagree. Great opening, yes, but that movie is a prime example of being arty just for the sake of being arty, like David Lynch's worst excesses let loose in the realm of sci-fi/action. I never thought the…

Boop!

Queen II: Great Queen album… or *greatest* Queen album?

Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing. (Force-chokes Freddie)
Freddie: Mmm, yes… a bit harder, Mr. Invader, darling.

Bring the pitchforks and torches, boys! We found him!

Ignore a troll? On the Internet?? But there's literally nothing else to do on here!

Any time I'm impeded by some dick or a petty annoyance, I reach for the immortal words of Jack Burton:

Eh, I like the super-dramatic '80s songs. They have their own shitty charm. And at least it wasn't made with ironic detachment; for better or worse, Mr. Mister fuckin' meant that shit.

That really does sound like an anecdote a modern day Freddy Rumsen would share in between sips of gin. Good job.

Kyle West's biggest movies are Best Pilot and the Task: Improbable series.

This weekend's been a quiet one on the pop culture front in the Greed household. In fact, it's been quiet on most fronts because it's just me here with wifey and the kids down the shore with her family for the weekend. I had plans to finally see Ant-Man in the theater after having to watch it on a cam copy or see Missi…

Fucking Norman Fell.

Not to mention Jack freaking Nicholson.

I remember the ant's death from Honey I Shrunk The Kids being kind of a big deal for me when I was a kid. I was reminded of that after Ant-ony's death in Ant-Man. Maybe I've got a thing about ants, who knows.

Hey, he kept up with with them for a mile or so. Tough little mutt.

Yup, this is tops for me. Reminds me too much of my own dad.

A year ago I was a hamster made of gold. And you never stood up sideways on a pepperoni crayon. That's surreality, though.

Crap.

Yes, like The Cure for Insomnia.