Get the fuck out of here with this bullshit. Seriously. I thought yesterday's list, while containing more than its fair share of head-scratching choices, was still somewhat reasonable. This is just downright embarrassing. "I Am The Walrus"? "No Reply"? "Drive My Car"? "Come Together"? "Birthday"? "The End"? All…

Messrs. Jesse and Kyle have it right. I grew up consuming '80s cheese classics that my Dad had taped on VHS. I mean, I watched them again and again, and not the good stuff; I'm talking about forgotten cinematic masterpieces like Let's Get Harry, Night Force, Scorpion, Final Justice, Black Widow, and the original Man…

Hey, let us never forget The Rock AND Armageddon were part of the Criterion Collection on DVD. Now that's some high quality cheese!

Goddamn you, let Jeff and Annie have their moment, you quibbler!

"And Your Bird Can Sing". Can't be skipped, it's impossible, I've tried.

Seriously though, did they not learn with the 2011 version of The Thing?

Wrong Asian-culture-warping '80s classic.

But the Carpenter touch is what makes the movie. Even if the Rock is awesome in the movie (and that's not a guarantee), I shudder to think of what director they'd get to tackle this. Probably some easily controlled direct-by-numbers type like Brad Peyton.

Are you crazy, is that your problem?

Pushing his inherent likability to the maximum fucking limits here.

I've read the Hulkster's comments, brother. I've laughed at the Hulkster's gimmick account, dude. You, sir, are no Hulk Hogan, jack!

I will still quote lines from "Joining A Cult" or "Respect" on occasion to my S.O. Amazingly, she's still with me.

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Westerosi grammar police? …eh, I'll take it.

I want to see what badass fictional cop answers next, so… huh

I thought it was to get his blood pumping/adrenaline going, and therefore activate the poison, which was apparently slow-acting. At least that's how I justified it to myself watching the scene.

And uses an unlicensed Beatles song for his shenanigans. This won't stand, I tell you!

Jane, since I've met you, I've seen things I've never noticed before, like birds, singing!… dew, glistening on a newly formed leaf!… stop lights!

And that boy grew up to be a priest. No, for real.

I loved when Smigel would do Ahnuld with the superimposed mouth.. The best time was when he was doing a bit and the "gap" fell off of his front teeth, which he then had to reapply mid-sketch and you were left with this absurd image of Schwarzenegger giving an interview with random fingers in the middle of his face.