Or a great Jewish mother. Isn't that some Alanis Morrisette-type irony?

The problem comes when he starts thanking you profusely in charming broken English for 20 minutes, and then your food's cold.

Okay, but where's the Bill Murray? Do they get the real one, or is it like the Italian equivalent, like Giancarlo Giannini or something?

I don't know how much liquor you had to drink to come up with these puns, but it's taken me a couple of quartz.

I'm sorry, I read your dad in Jiminy Glick's voice, I couldn't help myself.

No, I get what happened and the purpose it served, the whole thing just came out of nowhere. I think Thor's whole subplot wasn't handled particularly well in this.

∘ Saw Avengers: AOU; I thought it was very clunky, but entertaining enough. (What was up with that mystical pool bullshit?)
∘ Finally picked up The Replacements EP that was reissued for RSD last month.
∘ Did not make it out for Free Comic Book Day, but I've steadily catching up on all the issues I've been missing the…

I used to breathe martial arts cinema, but I've definitely fallen off over recent years. Some of the newer names you might recommend to a former HK movie fanatic…?

Close, but the correct answer is "'Now…I have…a machine gun. Ho…ho…ho.'"

On the one hand, I do love to hate Radiohead and I think Thom Yorke is a whiny, pretentious cock. On the other hand, fuck this guy.

When asked why he chose to adapt Suicide Squad, David Ayers said, "I felt like destroying something beautiful."

And the winner is, THIS FUCKING BABY

Thank goodness, I though Star Whackers had finally gotten to him.

After being emasculated in front of a pretty coed, a certain hipster coffee server quit his job and went off the grid. He carried nothing but the clothes on his back and a hundred dollar bill he would never spend. For four years, he traveled the world, gleaning the secrets of quick-draw technique from various masters…

I am gonna miss this. Not just the show, but the comment section. Specifically faux Tim and Raylan. As for the show…I can't remember a more satisfying ending for a recent show. Not even Breaking Bad. Come back soon, Olyphantastic!

Earth Song.

Tombstone (For Marine Life)

I'm so poor, I don't even know what the fuck Kangen water is.

Creatine-guzzling idiots?

He also adored his wife, look how that one turned out.