State Pooper

Why?

Umm… I don't know Butchie instead.

"The Force Awakens"? Sounds like somebody's getting a hard-on.

Until within the last year or so, I had no idea anybody else had held this show in such high esteem. Nine years later, we finally get a follow-up! Now all I need is another season for John from Cincinnati, and I'd be complete.

Once again, my chronic inability to distinguish "Point Blank" from "Point Break" in print rears its ugly head.

I watched the show this week specifically to see Prince be awesome; I was not disappointed. The rest of the episode was complete shit, but again, just tuned in to see Prince.

I was actually going to make that comment before thinking better of it. Thanks for leaping on that grenade, little soldier!

Jeff Bridges hanging out with Felix the Cat just became the coolest thing I've ever heard.

"Dude… I am a lizard person."

It is if I'm riding the bus and their fuckin' underwear is six inches from my face.

I hope it didn't come across that way; I was speaking generally as a viewer. Critics are gonna do what they do.

If you apply a supercritical eye to a show like this, you're just begging for disappointment. I figured that out by the end of the pilot.

Ego/Superego/Id

To be fair, he was cranking one out at the time. Hard to blame him, really, it's Rosario Dawson.

I can totally see why he's fallen off for a lot of people, but his albums, whenever they come out, always seem to be the right record for me at that time and place. Like Sea Change for instance, which is kind of a reflective downer record, was perfect for me at the time it came out; I was 19, my father just died, I…

Claremont should have written The Death of Wolverine. Nobody else deserved it.

Beck. He hasn't let me down once yet since I first heard "Loser" way back when.

JG: "Now imagine he's black!"
(eager look from jurors)
JG: "Hmm, actually, you know what, hold off on that."

Don't get it, don't want to get it.