Nah, that's too clever for Leno. Have an upvote, friend.

I am success and so can you!

Didn't do much of anything, really… Saturday, I took my kids outside and let them get their monthly dose of sunshine while I caught up on the latest Blood Orange album. Sunday, I sat around with the boy and played The Amazing Spider-Man on PS3 for about six hours till Game of Thrones came on, while my wifefriend took…

Reluctantly agree. Daenerys got shorted again, and no LSH, but I would have given it an A for Peter Dinklage's performance and that epic Brienne/Hound fight alone.

Crowe: Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.
Gosling: "Bad."
Crowe: What?
Gosling: "Sleep bad." See, otherwise it makes it seem like the mechanism that allows you to sleep…
Crowe: You've got dead ears, mate.

(The Voice Ads) Here There and Everywhere

My favorite running gag of all time? You guessed it: Frank Stallone!

Alright, I'll own this one; I made faulty assumptions instead of actually taking the time to read the blog. I will immediately slaughter two goats and burn Gwyneth Paltrow in effigy to appease the AV Club gods.

That's pretty neat, I didn't know that.

Guy just couldn't keep his damned mouth shut. Mr. Watterson probably would have preferred it that way.

The sheer whiteness, literal and figurative, displayed in that photo — quite unsettling.

Leave "cocksucker" alone, you motherfuckers.

This looks surprisingly not horrible. Good thing I don't give two shits about the original, I guess.

"Why am I not part of the hive mind, boo hoo!"

Here we stand
Here we fall
The audience won't care at all
We neeeeed the cash
Splice the tracks, and then
We'll get the album ready for the racks, yeah

Is she though? There's no indication that Ted will pull himself out of his funk, or even be a factor on the business end of things, plus Peggy can still barely stand to even be on the phone with him, let alone in the same office. According to Roger, Don is still going to be creative director, so there's nowhere for…

Make sure there's room in your memory banks for this one! Don't miss Dick Van Patten and Agnes Moorehead in the new ABC series, "Harry And The Computer", sponsored by IBM!

For some reason, I thought that title read "Pants In The Wind", so I just had to click on the article.

Of course I saw X-Men: Days of Future Past. No spoilers, but it was pretty good, particularly Fassbender's badass Magneto using all the considerable power at his disposal in his physical prime, Hugh Jackman (who was already pretty good as Wolverine but is getting even better with each recent outing as he gets older…

What does Don's "selfless" act mean for Peggy now that his job is safe and the company is, strictly speaking, no longer independent? Also: damn, Joan. Wants so badly to be a real cutthroat businesswoman, she's willing to cut the legs out from under the one guy who was against her being used as a fleshy bargaining chip.