All combining to form one massive Fassbender (with proportionately huge dong).

Definitely the best of the nominated pictures, for sure. Still think the best film of the past year was Before Midnight, though. #okimaracist

McConaughey is so awesomely batshit.

Chewie, Chewie, Chewie…

I read about this today and I cried. At work, literally cried. And no one around me could understand why I gave so much of a shit about "the nerdy guy from Ghostbusters".

It's what a five year old would call this *

They should try reading booksh inshtead of BURNING them!

They may have gone pop in the '80s, but they could still rock out. Can't really say that about Genesis. In that span from The Works thru The Miracle (roughly '84 to '89), you had "Hammer to Fall", "Tear It Up", "I Go Crazy", "One Vision", "Princes of the Universe", "Khashoggi's Ship" (weird song, that) and "I Want It…

Chris Evans, right?

Mediocracy? I LOVE that movie!

Fuck you, heroin. Just… fuck you.

And now that the joke has been explained in precise detail, it's even funnier.

The fuck you mean, "even Pootie Tang"? Pootie Tang is gold, you clown.

George Harrison, though that was really more of a beard situation.

That's true; he's like a Hank Williams Jr. I actually like.

I remember creating a few robots back in the day. Let's see, there was Lava Man, Glacier Man… "Disappointment To My Father" Man…

Well, the awards are for contributions to music, not for "best human being".

Ralph Fiennes was my choice for the longest, but after watching Valhalla Rising a couple of years ago, I am firmly in the Mads Mikkelsen camp.

Candy Cruuuuush, you gotta play it everyday
Let the gold bars stand as the price you gotta pay
Keep swipin' till it's understood
And these gummi fish start clearing rows good

Bit of a gaffe on his part. Total gaffer, this guy.