Another Dowd thrashing of a potentially interesting movie. Now I've gotta see it. (Though I had wanted to see it anyway; it looks very Next of Kin-ish, a movie that I unashamedly love…)

Not to be nitpicky, but misquoting Die Hard should be a cardinal sin.

…in junior high, dickhead.

Saigon.

RIP Paul Walker; terrible actor, good man.

Let's get the hell out of here.

If you really want to get down to it, it was the snippet of Van Halen used as torture on George that got him to start going along with Marty in the first place.

This is kind of like when I went to visit The Dissolve but the design sucked and was overly confusing, only now I don't have another awesome site to scurry back to. I'm trapped. We all are. THIS IS THE END OF DAYS
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OF COCK

Thank you, Sonia and Noah, for the only honest, not-looking-for-bullshit-indie-cred responses.

"You're the leader of a Hamas sleeper cell, Chad… and you're too drunk to drive."

As sung by…wait for it…Kenny Log-ons.

When the fuck was this shot, 1996?

It's called "Prometheus: Special Edition" and can be found here: fanedit.info

Well, that phrase "'her sex pressed tight against the glass like “a bottom-feeding catfish'” did remind me of the scene in Aliens where that chesthugger suddenly wakes up in the lab tank…

Even though I ultimately disliked Prometheus, I was intrigued enough by it that I kept trying to get into the movie. Then I discovered a fan edit of the film by someone called Agent 9, and it took the movie from ranking slightly above the worst of the Alien films (Resurrection) to right behind the original Alien. I…

Gee, I don't know, people who actually care about real-life fighting techniques, athletic competitions, the science of physical development?

Regeneration was a complete shock to me when it came out. I was expecting laughable cheese; instead, what I got was the best action movie I'd see that year (2010).

Candidate for smoothest line reading ever:

I've done nothing, watched Gladiator and The Beatles Anthology whilst getting stoned.

Let's just say the list is getting kind of crowded.