Good one, Frank!

The HangoIVer

Phrasing.

He was just in town here doing a Q&A for a They Live anniversary screening. I missed it and, of course, wept over my misfortune..

I love Jennifer Grey. Not sure about the short-nosed mutant who took her place, thought.

Surely we can all agree that a world without "Revolution #9" is one worth living in.

Reason #2: the free hooch

Just know those 3 likes were bought and paid for with the breasts in your avatar.

It's not unlike my theory of how Hank Hill went into witness protection at some point, and now lives as "Mr. Anderson" on Beavis & Butthead

Nobody puts Baby in a casket!

I just know you're tired of getting blasted in the face with these old remarks.

You can all relax, I've found a replacement!

"I learned it from watching YOU!!"
 
- ABC Family to ABC, after witnessing its parent network's cancellation of Happy Endings

I'm sure it will make $400 million your way, too.

Bob Seger

When Elvis died, James Brown asked for and got time to mourn with the coffin alone, then recorded a tribute version of "Love Me Tender" later in the year. One might even be tempted to say *gasp* they liked each other!

Sharknado II: Tailspin

Honestly, I was expecting more flagged comments on this obit.

What is wrong with all of you? Clooney was terrible! At least I had goofy fun watching Schwarzenegger rattling off dipshit puns while Uma Thurman and Alicia Silverstone were mincing around in skintight outfits.

This was good. You are a liar.