The vagina was the bookmark.

Oh please, when I was six I was watching shit like Silent Night, Deadly Night, Friday the 13th and Phenomena, and I'm perfectly fine!

"somewhere with white people"

Dammit, you made me laugh.

No rich corinthian leather in the future? Doesn't sound like a future I want to live in.

"Where? WHERE? Talk, you lowlife scum!"

Well, let's see. I've already got Pulp Fiction, Ghostbusters, "It Takes Two" by Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock, "Follow the Leader" by Rakim and most of Elvis' non-movie song catalog memorized, soooo… think I'm pretty much set.

I actually read that as Glen Campbell. Weird couple of seconds there for me.

My wife is so pissed off at this movie. I thought of (tor)renting it just to catch the look on her face when I put it on, but judging from this trailer, it's probably not even worth that much effort.

@avclub-1e2184e9a38acddfb65b66905ad70f9a:disqus It's a Japanese stereotype, you racist!

Apparently he's stopping pussy riots face first. Seriously, what is that thing?

Han: "Why don't you get a hobby, you know? Work with some blind kids or something. Anything beat laying around all day, waiting for me to fuck you!"

@kencosgrove:disqus I love him as a character, but I don't like him. Y'know?

Speaking of that blowhard, he did bring home an interesting point for me. In his little diatribe, he talks about Reagan like he's the Second Coming and dismisses Nixon as an "opportunist". I assumed by the little look he gave Don when he said it that he was telling the three Big Ad Men from New York exactly what he…

Yeah, but I feel like even below all of the "trying to impress the boss and get ahead" b.s., Bob actually means what he says to Ginsberg. Cutler's just a soulless twat.

I feel like this is the first episode this season that has really entertained and engaged me the way Mad Men used to do. I've enjoyed most of this season on an intellectual level, but this one had me laughing, scared, angry (mostly at Cutler, who basically = Roger without any of the puckish charm or lurking humanity,…

I loved the whole "THEY ARE YOUR PEOPLE!" bit.

Let's see… caught up on New Avengers & Thor: God of Thunder (excellent, excellent books), then caught up on some movies I missed, such as:

"Damn these taco farts! Why did they have to put me in a jumpsuit that billows?"

Sadly, they only lasted four years before falling off… like tears… in rain.