And Emma Roberts' mother.

Even with his mouth sewn to another person's asshole, his dialogue in this is sure to be more understandable.

A møøse bit my sister…

Opposites attract as two mismatched Grammar Nazis have a wild one night stand and have to deal with the resulting pregnancy. Can these two lovers find a way to make it work?

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French Stewart was on Star Trek?

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I taste hair now.

"Washington's Forecast: A Whole Lotta Haze."

Come in with the milk! Come in with the milk!

I know I'm mad because I just said shit like 8 times.

Man, fuck this shit. I mean, I love a nice donk as much as the next man, but I can't take hearing this shit proliferate. This is the kind of dumb shit I hear on a daily basis up and down the block where I work. Fucking wack bullshit stone-stupid no-flow "rappers" these days.

I liked him as the whiny Prince John in Gladiahood—um, Robiniator—er, Robin Hood.

Wasn't that Lauren Hutton in Once Bitten, basically?

Touch of Evil.

I always feel mildly ashamed when I realize awesome things like this exist and I'm only just finding out about them.

I'll always stick up for Running Scared. Whatever "it" was that Walker had at one point, I think he used it all up in that film.

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I don't know, Ford's highs were pretty fucking high. His lows… what? K-19? Six Days Seven Nights? Firewall? At least he was still trying.

Hudsucker might be their weakest, but I love it more than almost any of their other films on a non-intellectual level. It's a big ol' fable where Paul Newman's evil, Jennifer Jason Leigh does her best Rosalind Russell, Tim Robbins' inherent goofiness is put to good use for maybe the last time, crazy good 1950's period…