"arrestation"?

*ding*

I bet you're gay.

Chronologically, Star Trek IV is the movie I've loved the longest because it's the first movie I saw in a theater, when I was three going on four.

Something pretty good and interesting, which is what he did.

Not if it's a leap year…?

I… I hate you.

Yeah!

I'm just gonna call him V.I. Warshawski and be done with it.

Excuse me, sir, but I believe we were promised boobs in that video. The three seconds of boobage displayed did not merit our investment of the other 4 minutes, 7 seconds. "So what," you say, "it's the Internet, there are tons of boobs around, go somewhere else and find some." But I say to you, sir, it is the principle…

Obviously, she means Farley Granger. It is a wormhole movie, after all.

Of all the charismatic brunettes Germany has followed whose names begin with "H", I'd say Hasselhoff is the least indicative of a bad track record.

Oh, is he related to Stephen King in some way? I did not pick up on that from this interview.

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Finally caught up on all of Breaking Bad after starting it two weeks ago. Holy goddamn shit, how did I ever go this long without watching it? Jesse is my hero.

4 The Mare: The story of how one half-horse, half-man united a comment section long ago…

He got that from James Franco. And as they say*, if you rub Franco off a little, a little Franco rubs off on you.