Please tell me you've got Guy Smiley representing you guys, at least. That's a smooth motherfucker right there.

Grumpy Lieutenant: Back off, Cookie! You're too close to this thing, you're on the edge!

Grumpy Lieutenant: Back off, Cookie! You're too close to this thing, you're on the edge!

I guess they figured why bother, the overwhelming majority of modern pop culture references to Elvis are about how fat or completely nonracist he was. Just another reason why kids should get off my lawn.

I guess they figured why bother, the overwhelming majority of modern pop culture references to Elvis are about how fat or completely nonracist he was. Just another reason why kids should get off my lawn.

Those guys also became part of Elvis' funniest (okay, only funny) stage joke.

Those guys also became part of Elvis' funniest (okay, only funny) stage joke.

I can't believe you fucking guys are making me side with Lobsters.

I can't believe you fucking guys are making me side with Lobsters.

Goldman was a prick who hated all of the celebrity subjects he tackled because he deemed them unworthy of their success. After all, a "great man of letters" hadn't been able to achieve it; why should no-talent hacks like Elvis, John Lennon, Bruce Lee or Lenny Bruce have it? Dude had the fame whore equivalent of penis…

Goldman was a prick who hated all of the celebrity subjects he tackled because he deemed them unworthy of their success. After all, a "great man of letters" hadn't been able to achieve it; why should no-talent hacks like Elvis, John Lennon, Bruce Lee or Lenny Bruce have it? Dude had the fame whore equivalent of penis…

I never thought I would say this, but honestly, I was let down by the lack of tentacle rape.

I never thought I would say this, but honestly, I was let down by the lack of tentacle rape.

It's never a good sign when Peter calls Walter "Dad". That's when you know the shit's about to hit the fan.

It's never a good sign when Peter calls Walter "Dad". That's when you know the shit's about to hit the fan.

What's the difference between a slice of pizza and a dead baby?

What's the difference between a slice of pizza and a dead baby?

As a former fat kid (now a once-in-shape-but-rapidly-returning-to-fat father), way to go on sticking up for that guy.

As a former fat kid (now a once-in-shape-but-rapidly-returning-to-fat father), way to go on sticking up for that guy.

I guess we've finally figured out where ectoplasm comes from…