I guess we've finally figured out where ectoplasm comes from…

I dunno, I always liked this one:

I dunno, I always liked this one:

ZZ Top song titles. My dad was a huge fan and, while he did have to explain to me the meaning of "Pearl Necklace" and "Tube Snake Boogie" (surfing, yeah, right), at five or six I was savvy enough to crack the code on especially subtle titles like "I Got The Six, Gimme Your Nine".

ZZ Top song titles. My dad was a huge fan and, while he did have to explain to me the meaning of "Pearl Necklace" and "Tube Snake Boogie" (surfing, yeah, right), at five or six I was savvy enough to crack the code on especially subtle titles like "I Got The Six, Gimme Your Nine".

Oh man, I had that song memorized to an absurd degree. And then we would add a verse every time we sang it…now all I can remember is

Oh man, I had that song memorized to an absurd degree. And then we would add a verse every time we sang it…now all I can remember is

Joe Perry is the grizzled captain fed up with the antics of Steven Tyler's loose cannon cop.

Joe Perry is the grizzled captain fed up with the antics of Steven Tyler's loose cannon cop.

My Best Friend's Beheading

My Best Friend's Beheading

Admitting this probably won't win me any fans, but to me, Russell Crowe is usually the best part of any movie he's in. Seriously, I can't even think of one of the (many) shitty films he's been in where he didn't enhance it to some degree, however small.

Admitting this probably won't win me any fans, but to me, Russell Crowe is usually the best part of any movie he's in. Seriously, I can't even think of one of the (many) shitty films he's been in where he didn't enhance it to some degree, however small.

It feels as though it's been too long since we've seen Chiwetel Ejiofor in a project that's worthy of his talents. Or actually, in any project, period. I guess what I'm saying is, we need him as T'Challa in Avengers 2.

It feels as though it's been too long since we've seen Chiwetel Ejiofor in a project that's worthy of his talents. Or actually, in any project, period. I guess what I'm saying is, we need him as T'Challa in Avengers 2.

I think pretty much any Polanski can be read as a black comedy. Yes, even The Pianist.

I think pretty much any Polanski can be read as a black comedy. Yes, even The Pianist.

Thank you, finally, a voice of reason. Chinatown seems to be experiencing some weird backlash lately where suddenly some people are questioning how great it is. Those people are fools.

Thank you, finally, a voice of reason. Chinatown seems to be experiencing some weird backlash lately where suddenly some people are questioning how great it is. Those people are fools.

Or you could say it like this: