I actually just kind of miss my old Nintendo. Nothing I've bought or received since then has brought me that much joy.

Stop! Stop with the "hmmmph"-ing!!

Stop! Stop with the "hmmmph"-ing!!

Every week, Vick is playing against not only opposing teams but Andy Reid's terrible judgment and inept game plans. I've learned to cut the guy a break.

Every week, Vick is playing against not only opposing teams but Andy Reid's terrible judgment and inept game plans. I've learned to cut the guy a break.

Oh, so AD is short for American Dad now and not Arrested Development?

Oh, so AD is short for American Dad now and not Arrested Development?

"Strong is not Hispanic, so it’s an especially weird thing to lead with"

"Strong is not Hispanic, so it’s an especially weird thing to lead with"

Um… Batman?

Um… Batman?

Good article overall. As soon as I saw that entry for Candyman though, I said, "NEEEWWP!" with all the verve of Lana Kane and engaged in super-scrolling speed. That movie still unnerves me.

Good article overall. As soon as I saw that entry for Candyman though, I said, "NEEEWWP!" with all the verve of Lana Kane and engaged in super-scrolling speed. That movie still unnerves me.

RIP, MCD. An actor who never really got the respect he deserved.

RIP, MCD. An actor who never really got the respect he deserved.

Isn't this the same festival that gave an 8-minute standing ovation to Clerks II? I mean, I liked the movie, but come on.

Isn't this the same festival that gave an 8-minute standing ovation to Clerks II? I mean, I liked the movie, but come on.

Goody gumdrops.

Goody gumdrops.

His face looks like it's been Photoshopped onto his head.