His face looks like it's been Photoshopped onto his head.

But not in Headphone Function, sadly.

But not in Headphone Function, sadly.

Now see, to me, these two guys looked like perfect candidates for a Falcon Punch. Especially the fellow in the yellow polo. I spent the video wishing he'd choke on the Pizzabon. Not enough to die; just enough to stop the flow of shitty jokes.

Now see, to me, these two guys looked like perfect candidates for a Falcon Punch. Especially the fellow in the yellow polo. I spent the video wishing he'd choke on the Pizzabon. Not enough to die; just enough to stop the flow of shitty jokes.

Because…you live in the year 2002?

Because…you live in the year 2002?

I believe America's sum response to that movie went something like this:

Ha, ha!

Ha, ha!

Come and try the new candlelit Eight for Eight special at Maccabee's — burning gooood in the neighborhood!

Come and try the new candlelit Eight for Eight special at Maccabee's — burning gooood in the neighborhood!

Is it weird that I'm unwilling to compromise on watching or buying a Polanski film, and yet I'm apparently able to watch a Mel Gibson movie without much of a problem? I know it's like comparing apples and child rape, but I still wonder.

Is it weird that I'm unwilling to compromise on watching or buying a Polanski film, and yet I'm apparently able to watch a Mel Gibson movie without much of a problem? I know it's like comparing apples and child rape, but I still wonder.

In which Tyler Perry plays Pavlov's dog?

In which Tyler Perry plays Pavlov's dog?

Yep, that Dylan, such a niche artist… except for, y'know, an entire generation of people. I agree about the other two, though.

Yep, that Dylan, such a niche artist… except for, y'know, an entire generation of people. I agree about the other two, though.

Biggie was fatter.

Biggie was fatter.