OF ROCK, you dolt! OF ROCK!

This… is not a good idea.

This… is not a good idea.

I believe they dealt with that in the episode where VICI gets her first period and starts leaking hydraulic fluid.

I believe they dealt with that in the episode where VICI gets her first period and starts leaking hydraulic fluid.

Ellen. Goddamned. Cleghorne.

Ellen. Goddamned. Cleghorne.

To quote Arnold: "Stop being such a PUSSY!"

To quote Arnold: "Stop being such a PUSSY!"

She looks like Blaster from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, for fuck's sake. I cannot un-see it!

She looks like Blaster from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, for fuck's sake. I cannot un-see it!

You're all wrong and should kill yourselves.

You're all wrong and should kill yourselves.

*several all-star births, including six prize-winning placentas and the runner-up for Sperm of the Year

*several all-star births, including six prize-winning placentas and the runner-up for Sperm of the Year

Digital Estate Planning was as funny an episode as I've seen of this show. Who cares if it matched up with the main story, you dipshit?!

Digital Estate Planning was as funny an episode as I've seen of this show. Who cares if it matched up with the main story, you dipshit?!

The greatest man who ever lived.

The greatest man who ever lived.

Jive Talkin's definitely the best thing they ever did.  That warped intro, in 15 seconds, achieved more white funkiness than the Red Hot Chili Peppers have mustered in three decades of trying.