So Mehta, that should be.

Why should I give a fuck about some faceless mega-corporation's problems? All I want to say is, they don't really care about us.

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Love the movie, always have, but I still wonder:

Those eyebrows don't lie.

Yes, but you'd have plenty of toilet paper.

The sex scene in The Specialist = slowly rubbing a handful of gristle into an old piece of leather under a steady stream of water.

I give this three Tarkovskys out of a possible five.

If only one could employ sheep's bladders to prevent trolling.

There are indeed some notable exceptions to the rule; I count Ellen DeGeneres as one of my favorite stand-ups of all time (fuck you), and I do think Maria Bamford's funny.

Why do people always get it wrong? Women are funny, in film, on television, in the theatre… it's female stand-ups who are fucking terrible.

I was about to make the remark

I'm feeling the (Courtney) love right now.

@avclub-f16faf5d680d7b88e2e157c1c137c497:disqus I always appreciate when you drop one of these little ditties on us, but you should be making money off of these, if you're not already. Seriously, they're that good.

I've been up close to you, Billy Corgan, and you smell like wet leather mixed with souse meat. Take a bath.

Okay, I have to say, "a munching bitch" made me laugh.

Let's all jerk each other off! You guys start, I'll work my way in.

This dialogue took place in North Korea yesterday.

Never seen "It's A Wonderful Life". How does it end?

Lethal Weapon taught me that Mel Gibson was psychotic. It's a life lesson that attains new depths of meaning with every passing year.