When someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES!!"

Instead of having baby Jesus in the manger as the centerpiece, have a dead terrorist with "NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN; HO, HO, HO" stenciled on his chest.

Any Christmas albums claiming to be the best should include at least two of the following items:

True, but only because Schindler's List could not possibly be any more enjoyable than it already is.

Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope. LEAGUES better than the first three.

A dove. In an enclosed bunker. In front of a ball of flame.

Thinking he means ol' Chet Haze there.

Despite the fact that it had one of those ready-made Ong Bak type setups (innocent Thai dude ends up having to go to the city for some reason and ends up kicking everyone's ass), I thought Merantau was a better film overall than most.

Where exactly was it specified in the film that Paltrow had committed the sin of wrath?

I guess you could say Doe was putting the sinners on display for the world to see, but he wasn't embodying those sins himself. It wasn't until he lopped Paltrow's head off that he became one of the demonstrations of sin, that sin being envy. And his sin led to Pitt becoming the embodiment of the final sin, wrath.…

@avclub-5d6ec1252d30e9eec3e9fb9fa96ec694:disqus Bowfinger really does deserve more respect.

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I believe that obscure, elusive term you're looking for is "chicken."

He looks like a retarded, black Joker.

You probably didn't sit through Mission to Moscow, sir. NEVER forget.

Excellent. Hopefully, he'll go even further in perfecting his Bonzo imitation and choke on his own vomit.

Yes, finally someone has given The Thing what it always needed to make it stand out: some CGI.

This film does not exist for me. I'm commenting on a blank page here. The Thing never needed a prequel, a sequel, or any other -quel you can think of.

Kevin Bacon to Kenny Wormhole? Lori Singer to whoever, Hottie-of-the-Week? John Lithgow to Dennis Quaid? Not that the original was any great shakes, but there is literally no part of this that isn't a complete downgrade.

It'll be called "Bass."