Better idea: Liam Gallagher and Gallagher I take on Noel Gallagher and Gallagher II in a no-holds-barred steel cage ladder match.

Do you know how much it costs to genetically engineer a group of vine-swinging monkeys? No deal.

Fail again, fail again, jiggedy-jig!

Okay, so here's the story. In 1957, a rumor started going around that either in Boston or on the Ed Murrow show, Elvis had said:

OP: You must know that you cannot post in sincerity around here anymore. It's in the new charter. Good points, though.

That Sandra Bullock clip was fucking hilarious.

"B"?
Fuck off.

I've been curious about "A Serbian Film" myself, haven't seen it yet. Actually, I'm not sure if I should watch it at all, if it's as disturbing as people have led me to believe.

I don't have any qualms about the star (even though he comes off like a huge goofball with the Robert-Smith-on-steroids look); it's the director that gives me pause.

To crush anemones, see Jeremy Piven before you, and to fear examination of a lemon!

Suggestion
"In a standoff between Crowe's contemptuous slow burn and Wahlberg's gradually escalating exasperation, who will win?"

How did you grow that luxuriant mustache? I must know, damn you. I. Must. KNOW!

I thought I'd read that MacGregor was still mad over that business with "The Beach."

WHAT THE FUCK, why have I not heard about this bullshit?

Franco IS a trend. Hence the term, "That's so Franco!"

Yeah, whatever…
When are Danny Boyle and Ewan MacGregor going to bury the hatchet so I can see a big screen adaptation of Porno?

That was pretty good. Nevertheless, may you be dunked headfirst into the dirtiest toilet in Scotland.

Once again, Scott demonstrates his hatred of joy.

Maya Rudolph
Just attractive enough.

Kuh Fuh Cuh-ruelty.