Nah, he's right, we're doomed.

Don't let Rupert Pupkin hear you say that.

May you be locked in a vault and seen by only Harry Shearer once every twenty years.

Go home and get your fuckin' proton pack!

Seconded. I didn't even make it to the article and busted out laughing.

Piscopo's Sinatra was more accurate, Hartman's was funnier.

Hear, hear. Grow up, people, everybody sells out sooner or later.

I want her to hold it between her knees.

News to me
There's actually a Club Piscopo? Please tell me there's an always-reserved table for Eddie Murphy, that would be heartwarming.

Getting into "Tales From the Crypt"—the show and the reprinted comics—was a key part of my formative years. Irrational nostalgia tells me to vote NO on this.

You're not even worth the tomato I would lose by throwing it at you.

Is it just me, or does Batman looks like Robert Duvall right there?

P.S. This article is (truly) the first time I've heard this song, so forgive me if I seem a little out of touch.

Jesus Mary and Joseph
"Born This Way" is nothing more than a shameless aping of "Express Yourself!" Everyone who ever said Lady Gaga was simply treading the same ground Madonna already covered 20 years ago has all the ammunition they need with this song. The hook is nearly identical and the lyrics cover pretty much…

Gotta say, this one's even better:

Even for Sandler
This is going overboard.

Et tu, Burl?

Jesus Christ, even the spambots insult us.

Better settle down, Lobsters, or Frank will have Steve kick your ass.

Zing.