Good Lord
This guy's a real pompous ass.

I'll take the in-her-prime Lea Thompson, please, hold the forehead.

Small Talk
So… banging Maggie Cheung. That must've been fun, eh? Yeah.

Any fascination with the Nazis would be inherently weird, unless it's admiration for the uniform. Damn, but they were snappy dressers.

Other things to be learned from Drunken Master II:

Hong Kong
If I went by what I learned watching every Hong Kong action film I could growing up in the '80s and '90s, I would have been in heaven. Car crashes, triad shootouts, fistfights on every skyscraper; imagine my disappointment when I finally went for a vacation and found out it was like New York City with less…

I tried to imagine George Will playing the lawyer in GF III and gave myself a stroke laughing. That would've been hilarious.

Movie still bothers the fuck out of me. I saw it way too young and was (naturally) terrified, so now it's one of those films that's imprinted in my head. Not the film I might have chosen for that.

Raging Bull all the way, baby.

I seen that old guy from Meet the Fockers in one of those movies, I was like "dayyummm, oldhead is a total badass!"

Gardens of Stone was decent, the Gary Oldman Dracula aaaaaand yep, that's about it.

Even though opinions aren't facts, somehow you're still a liar.

Sammo Hung. What's wrong with you people?

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I'd watch an Aronofsky-helmed adaptation of the Claremont/Miller miniseries for sure. Of course they'll never let him make a hard-R Wolverine movie, so you might as well put the notion of it being any good to rest.

"I said , 'Geez, you've got a big pussy! Geez, you've got a big pussy!' She said, "What'd you say twice for?' I said, "I didn't.'"

Well, no reason for me to watch Comedy Central roasts anymore. RIP, dude.

1.21 jigawatts! Tom, how am I gonna generate that kind of power?! It can't be done! CAN'T!!

FINALLY!
I love this show, don't care who knows it. I love my dead gay show!

I will not stand for this!!!