I can't be bothered right now, so blah blah lame Koski/ghostbusters callback grumble grumble you're the Devil waah waah canceraidsebola murmur.

Muppet Babies, man. First cartoon I can remember—first show I can remember, really— that did an actual Star Wars homage. Not just throwing something about outer space into the plot to latch onto the fad, but actully using John Williams' music and Leia's hairbuns and shit like that.

I always liked the "magical little kid" version of the Bad video better than the real version. Even as a six-year-old, it seemed more believable to me that thugs could regress into children than that Michael Jackson could be a badass.

The sooner they learn how to pleasure a lady, the better.

Mars is amazing…Mars is a-maaaaaazing…

I love ELO, but I hated Jeff Lynne when he produced for anybody besides himself and Tom Petty. Listening to some of the "work" he did with Roy Orbison's later songs still makes me cringe. The man had the most beautiful voice in music, dial down the fucking synthesizers, will ya?

Super Mario Bros., Donkey Kong and The Legend of Zelda
For all the bells and whistles on the new games, when I'm looking for a couple mindless hours of video game fun, 9 times out of 10 I'm still going for these two. I got my original Nintendo when I was 5 years old, and nothing else, game wise, has come along to…

Yep
I'm done.

Christina Hendricks.

More hopeful for that than Sam Raimi directing the Shadow. But on the other hand, has Doc Savage ever been known for saying "fuck" 7 times per minute and blowing away bad guys while making pithy wisecracks and chain-smoking a pack of Marlboros? If not, I'm not sure how Shane Black fits in there.

I've had T-Mobile for years and I've never had a problem with them. At least they know how to treat carbon-based units—er, customers. AT&T & Apple can go lick the scrotum of an unwashed leper for all I care.

"And I don't know if you've noticed, but late night entertainment isn't set up to do anything controversial or exciting. It's designed to produce a product. A kind of McDonald's hamburger of a product that is simple, cheap, and easy to digest. You like your food a little spicier? Well, The Tonight Show is not the…

As far as the Vacation series goes, it's like an inversion of the Star Trek rule. In this case, the odd numbered films are good.

Ghostbusters 3 doesn't stand a chance. With the exception of Bill Murray and possibly Sigourney Weaver, nobody involved with that project has produced anything good for at least 15 years.

Maybe this time
Spider-Man will actually make some fucking wisecracks. It's kind of his thing.

"Garry Marshall's…sickeningly sappy… groaning[…] transform[s]…S&M… and prostitution…into…a…Hallmark Card[.] Overstuffed…sprawling…broad[s] [like] Anne Hathaway…[have] boyfriend[s] [like]…Topher Grace…[who]…has to sneak out and service…[his]…very married boyfriend…[with]…his…nightmare…of [a]…mantrap [while] toss[ing…

I can't speak for every black man (after all, I'm not John Mayer), but after observing my cousins, friends and various associates, it's pretty clear that you can blame white girls for this one. Fat ugly white girls.

1. Sam Worthington is a horrible actor. Like, Channing Tatum horrible. When it's released, "Clash" will mark the third movie in a row that I've been interesting in seeing but will actively avoid because I can't stand Sam fucking Worthington.

Sohoodafugsetuzzup?

I don't get it
Are you hating because you think it's false modesty or because you're just not used to hearing about a Hollywood actress honestly assessing her looks?