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Built For Greed
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I don't get angry about AV Club lists that often, but…
…where the FUCK is fucking "SPACED"??? The second series came out in 200 or 2001, so it counts. Big fucking miss.

I'll be "that guy" for this thread and say SNL should have made the list, at least for 2000 thru 2004 or so.

-is

@ Rock: I wouldn't call Bones is overly shitty, but I do think it's a bit mediocre. I mainly just support whatever David Boreanaz does because he's a local guy and his father is Dave Roberts, a well-liked, long-time weatherman on ABC here.

Christ, all over my neon green suit!

It's like they managed to crossbreed…
Thomas Dolby, Lance Bass and Fred Schneider.

@ Guy: Are you being sarcastic? It's hard to tell.

Sorry, been wanting to do a Caruso joke for some time now, and the door was open.

I heard somebody sent Steven Tyler a copy of the videotape from "The Ring". It's too bad he didn't…

You think that thing wanted to be an animal? No dog makes it a thousand miles through the cold!

Yeah, I'm sure Nathan Fillion is gonna stop cashing those Castle paychecks on Fox's "word". I'd have believed it more if you said they were finally gonna make a Serenity sequel.

Way to go, Fox…
Your record of shittiness remains untarnished.

It was released on Region 1 DVD over 10 years ago, then quickly put on moratorium. It's really a shame because I absolutely adore the movie, but I'll be damned if I pay 50 bucks for a copy (the average price at Amazon Marketplace).

@ Mrs. Schiller: This is true. I remember about 8 or 10 months into our relationship, we first watched one of this douche's specials together. I distinctly remember feeling something was wrong, as I was watching Dunham do the black pimp puppet and my face was kind of becoming a stone mask of revulsion and vague anger;

Maybe he just always wanted to meet Larry King, and whupping Rihanna's ass was simply the quickest way to do it.

They must think he's a god because of all the scratch he's making. It sure isn't envy of his ventriloquism skills.

My girlfriend thinks Jeff Dunham is hilarious
Sadly, I am about to have a child with this woman.

"Shirley Temple Blacknegger"

@ dada: You thought Killing 'em Softly was an overrated piece of garbage? You are off your rocker, friend.

Soooo…
…still better than "Clambake", then.