Jeremy London is still blanding it up somewhere. Jason London, last I heard, is trying to avoid being homeless because of credit card debt.

Bipedal, bipolar, big-bootied.

Tyler Perry & the Chamber of Fat-suits

Did I miss something? Did Stacy just post a thoughtful, reasoned comment? What the shit is going on around here today?

Bah. I laughed.

"Strawberry and chocolate eating motherfucker." Hee.

My favorite Loggia:

Oh, and fuck yo' couch.

I'm with Leo. Let Andy get back on the couch, or produce another quality show for him. He's being wasted right now. What, they don't want to invite McMahon comparisons or something?

I agree that the tropes may be tired, but Chappelle's Show managed to examine them from mostly new angles, which made it funny. For example, the sketch that looked at what would happen if affluent white CEOS were arrested in the same manner as a young black drug dealer, and vice versa. It came off as original and…

My personal favorite sketch (and it certainly wasn't the funniest thing on the show) was the "Trading Spouses" parody where black and white families traded fathers. Some of the little details were just too true.

I'm trying hard to muster some feeling about the "encroaching Christmas" thing, but I just can't make myself give a damn. What does it matter if they celebrate Christmas in December or April or August? It's all crap anyway. Simple marketing and commercialism. How does that differentiate it from any other time of year?…

"Biastiocian." Dude, get over to Urban Dictionary and register that shit.

Played guitar, watched a bunch of movies, toked a little, failed to do any of my assignments for work or my classes—for which I have gotten a metric ton of shit this morning. All in all, totally worth it.

Rule #17
Don't screw around and end up a character in a Bachman book, because there's no telling who's going to die then.

Ralph Fiennes IS Roland. Fucking cast him, get it done, Hollywood.

Play Something With BALLS
He's probably the kind of classy old-school Hollywood professional that calls a film a "picture".

I thought this show…
…was moving to CBS?

That's not what I'm arguing at all. If you re-read what I said, I'm clearly saying that there is a origin point for the calendar, and a time period between that point and the completion of the first 12 months. In other words, I'm arguing FOR a Year 0.

So the calender just started at 1, there was no origin point (year 0)? That's fucking stupid. Logically, there had to be a gap of time leading up to the conclusion of the first year. 0-1 counts as a year, 1-2, 2-3, 3-4 and so on. Decades end on a 9, bitches, and they always will.