"There's a fine line between being helped and being dominated."
that's what she said?

poor ash
he's determined to cook his best dish ever by doing it his way and not being influenced by anyone else…and then he decides to change the meal and serve his pork chilled, based entirely on what someone else told him to do.

i'm surprised
no one's said "a pig with wings" yet. so obvious and stupidly punny, it just might work!