Only because the cheap bastard won't splurge for the solar upgrade.

I think Greene and Fox should do a remake of "A Star Is Born", directed by Uwe Boll.

Brian Austin Greene? Doesn't he go by Mr. Megan Fox now?

Hey, Joe! Instead or worrying about some poor schmuck downloading a free film, why don't you worry about fixing the economy so he or she can afford to buy some DVDs or go to the movies?

As Cattivo notes above, the little girl in "Pen Pals" is Nikki Cox, who grew up to look like this: http://www.gralon.net/actua…

Nah, it would just end up being a 4D film, which would look completely different each time you changed your angle of viewing - unless you tried to comprehend it from all angles at once, which would make your head explode, splattering all the walls with blood and brain viscera.

m1ngle: "That Matt Damon movie with that chick people think is hot?"

Williams would be perfect for the role of The Penguin if they just gave him a lot of coke and made him evil and …

A Touch of Shaw
Keith Phipps: "I found Curran's visit to the Musee D'Orsay and his reaction to unbilled guest star Bill Nighy's effusive praise quite moving."

Bad Stereotype
"A whole play about vibrators? That's like shrugging and agreeing to conform to every bad stereotype red staters have of blue staters."

It's when you have a complete set of the trading cards protected in plastic sheets that one begins to question ones use and abuse of time.

This Doctor is not so much a father figure to Amy, methinks.

Bad Wolf: "God the torrenters are annoying."

Buckaroo: "If you are exposed to Lwaxana Troi and you still want to have sex, you should not be allowed to reproduce."

With Jeff and Lester on the run, does that mean they'll hook up with Chuck's mom, the three of them on the lam together while Team Chuck and next year's bad guys race to track them down?

I hope Chuck DOESN'T keep Ellie out of the loop this time, but integrates her into the search for their mom. I've never been a fan of Chuck's growing proficiency at lying to his friends and family, and it seems like the events of this season's finale should give him cause to re-think that.

Fox News?

The Grencest stories were always my favorite.

27 Beowulf fanfics? Pshaw, Millicent.

How come no one writes Beowulf fanfic anymore? I miss the heady days of 637-638 AD, when Beowulf fanfic was all the rage.