One of the best of the "smooth jazz" genre. Lots of fond make-out memories associated with this man's music. RIP.

Not especially. "Apathetic" would be a more apt description.

Can't say I particularly give a shit what you believe.

One way for Trump to get applause would be to live stream an anti-Shia rant. I think that little turd is even more hated than POTUS and by a better class of people.

By all means, yes, cancel the fucking Oscars. Please take away any forum where any random, uninformed, big-mouthed celebrity has an opportunity to spout a political diatribe against the-flavor-of-the-month politico in a pathetic, and ultimately failed, attempt to appear relevant, topical and intelligent. Stick to…

Where is your sense of humor? We're taking about Tara Reid and Sharknado films, for crissakes, both of which are far, far beneath even the barest notion of peer review, but which are ideally suited to this particular "definition" of insanity.

Unclench your keister a little, whateverthefuckyournameis. Even if Einstein didn't actually say it, whomever did, did so tongue-in-cheek. So, lighten up. Geez!

Well, then here's another one that you can jump on and ride off on into the vast realm of abstract self-righteousness: The "practice" of pedantry is a leading cause of dyspepsia. And an acute pain in the ass. Specifically, mine. Take a Tums and chill. Besides, everyone knows that the application of any pedagogery…

Isn't "insanity" defined as doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting a different outcome? Then again, Tara Reid needs a career, so…

Do you think that, by the time they reach the third installment of this turkey, the ambient set lighting will finally be 50 shades darker so no one will actually be able to see any more of this crap?

Let his little brother do it. Now that Casey's peaked as an actor, he's got nothing else going on.

As long as she doesn't sing on any of the soundtrack music… Her voice could make Helen Keller cover her ears and weep.

In a pinch, sure.

It's still Monday morning where I live, so my creativity level is still in the logarithmic phase.

I think @alynch3:disqus should be given a space in the annals (or anals, if you will) of the AV Club for coining the phrase, "Full Shia." I think that's fucking brilliant and should be reflected on with the same affection and reverence as Maisie Williams', "Holy Balls!" Good on ya, Old Son.

Mine is battery-operated. It replaced my Great Dane.

Could someone please bring a mop, a bucket and Pepto Bismol for Walrus King?

Up until I read this article, I never even heard of Miles Teller. So I Googled him; his Wikipedia picture makes him look like the petulant type, so I suppose I can understand his current State of Snit. Poor lamb.

A dose of penicillin ought to clear that right up, RandomMST… aw, fuck it. Your name's to long to bother with. Drop your pants and bend over; this won't hurt very much.

We're all disturbed by it. Run, Emma, RUN!