Plus, I'm willing to bet that political activism ain't cheap.

Yes, they are.

All in the Family already underwent a hilarious remake on In Living Color. Nuff said. Besides which, if they tried to get away with typical Archie Bunker remarks in this day and age, someone is gonna get sued. People just ain't got no sense of humor no more.

Ban popcorn from the movies?! Why that's un-American!! The only reason I even go to the movies is because I have a yen for movie theater popcorn. Anything showing on the screen is gonna end up on the premium channels six weeks later anyway, so, basically, I end up paying about twenty-five bucks for a super-sized…

Wait'll he finds out how much money can't be made as a political activist.

Not so much since global warming.

And dog sled.

I'm long past giving a shit about what Obama thinks. And he's dead wrong in his opinion about the Nobel Committee. The prize is awarded to individuals who have made significant contributions to their discipline over a lifetime. It is not awarded to a one-hit wonder, nor is the committee's choice based on any…

Clearly not. I'm an Alaskan. It's disheartening to learn that the
f-bombs I've liberally dropped upon the heads of my hapless fellow Arctic non-entities for the past 30 years were all for naught.

I can't figure out if Tilda Swinton is just plain strange, or strange and brilliant. I'm leaning toward the latter, because I think she is one of the most underrated - and under talked about - actor. She's fascinating. She's done just about every genre there is, and brilliantly I might add, and she is equally…

So why are Alaska and Hawaii not represented on any of these maps?

You got punched in the knee?

Oh, please. In my imagination, Harrison Ford never gets diarrhea.

Dear God, I absolutely adore Harrison Ford. Nobody can pull off such an awesome "fuck you" like him.

Megabucks notwithstanding, WTF is wrong with the man? Someone awards you the Nobel Prize, you fucking jump on it. It's not often a musician is even considered for such an honor (especially for literature) and Dylan - in my opinion - is just pissing this opportunity away. I just don't get it.

I'll be sure to sharpen my Ginsu knives.

"You wanted to talk to the bitch?"

I know what you mean. I'm kinda sick and tired of HBO airing it every3-1/2 hours myself. But, it's sort of like seeing a horrible uncontrolled car accident about to occur, one that will guarantee bloodied, mangled and amputated bodies strewn about hither and yon: You don't want to watch, but you can't not watch,…

She wasn't going to a disco, either, but she ran around the island, getting chased by all manner of prehistoric predators in 5-inch heels.

Shit. I can't even chastise you for mis-using sig figs, dammit. I guess I'll have to do it for the hundred scoots. Bummer.