Doesn't the word zombie come from Haitian or something? Some sort of voodoo word? No? Yes? Am I trying to channel Andy Kindler? And a third thing?

Punch Tipper Gore in the clit
and burn down her asshole
Grind up Tipper Gore's tits
and put 'em in a casserole

fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck fuck fuck

I think people in general are turned on by sex in general. It's pretty much all we're interested in, directly or indirectly.

Why doesn't somebody dose this so-called (and deservedly so) douchebag with LSD until he encourages his sons to be gay and he gives all his money to brown people?

Who gives a fuck?

How does Dan act? John Goodman was drunk the whole fucking ass time. Drunk as an insect on rotting fruit. Prunes, perhaps. He was as stewed as those selfsame prunes.

I think if I was Eddie Murphy, I wouldn't give a fuck about quality. But that's only because it's clear to me that he doesn't give a shit about quality. He hasn't made anything good since Haunted Mansion.

I've masturbated to Drew Barrymore, but then again I've masturbated to a lot of things. Rather than call a girl who will never sleep with me (I saw the movie My Date With Drew, and I'm no that guy) ugly, let me just say that I would be grateful if she did.

Also, the classic motherfucker is a beautiful example of taking something good (fucker) and making it great (I want to fuck my mom).

I believe that clusterfuck (cluster-fuck, cluster fuck, however you may decide to spell it) is the greatest fuck word of them all.