Lucky for me, I fit all three of those categories.

Lent 2: The Fasting
Lent 3: Fasterer

When all the land is in ruins
And burnination has forsaken the countryside
Only one guy will remain
My money's on

YESSS!

I hope there's a scene where the tire throws itself over someone's head, horseshoe style, and strangles them to death.

I'm looking to download an operating system hack that causes that "beedle beedle" noise whenever a window opens or you click on something. Also, whenever text appears on the screen I want it to appear one letter at a time as if someone is typing it.

It's not gay when two women are doin' it solely for the pleasure of the men watching them.

Oh yeaaahh, baby. Can you feel those blisters?

tresticles.

More like Saw VII: The Christening.

That kid looks like the little brother from Weeds.

ASS TO ASS!

ass maggots

I'm willing to bet the "vegetables" in fresco hard tacos are almost completely devoid of vitamins, so you'll stay fat because you're too tired to get up off the couch.

I once dated a guy who insisted on playing Tool every time we were doin' it. Some songs fit the mood sorta well (Parabola) but others… not so hot (Prison Sex, 4).

LadyUranus:

As a fellow penis fan, I think that movie looks like shit too. The music in the trailer sounds like something Trey Parker would make.

Yeah, cause otherwise they might see these old people smoking pot and then having nasty old people sex and think "Boy, I want to be like that some day!"

1987 Volvo station wagon (got it in 2001). The speedometer stopped working so I got really good at guessing. My feet got wet whenever I drove it in the rain. I copied all my music onto cassette tapes so I could attempt to drown out the awful squeaking/clunking/tractor noises.

I know! My laughter quickly turned to disgusted disbelief when I realized that Amelie was not making this up.