Man, pitbulls are interesting. My friend's pitbull is the sweetest dog ever, but when his roommates tease the dog it has an anxiety attack. Never tries to hurt anyone, but it usually ends up with bloody paws from violently chasing its tail.

Collie-Sheppard would be my ideal dog. I also really like greyhounds, though they're a little harder to care for.

I don't get it. JVS and TomWaits are two of the most consistently funny and interesting commenters on this site (except for the sports talk - fucking cut that out).

We've got "Spa Woof". It's trendy, I guess.

Great way to break the ice at your holiday office party!