Fuck me, THIS I actually like.

"It relaxes me. I tried painting, but I could only paint my own tombstone and the teacher told me I was bumming everyone else out."

I'm lower on the food chain than Officer Cat Fancy?

I actually dreamt about the finale last night. I don't remember the show itself, only how it felt to watch it.

BE GONE FROM ME, VILE MAN, BE GONE FROM ME!

"I'd get the spots."

[makes out]
"Oh shit."
"Whoops!"
"Oooohhhhh."
"Just kidding!"
[makes out]

You don't know me like that!

"In terms of entitlement and personality, you are the whitest man I know."

And every time I watch Gotham, I have to see Donal Logue and dream of what could have been, Terriers-wise.

Brendanaqwictz can eat it. At least Josh could do The Worm!

[Craig voice] I LOVE IT SO MUCH I'M GOING TO BED FOR A WEEK! IF MY SHOWS ARE NOT DVR'D, THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY! [/Craig voice]

I wonder if we could crowdfund webisodes of The Ron and Typhoon Chronicles.

She looked really great, too!

And Andy was a fuckin' prick. He deserved the pit!

Yes, Mr. Sherman. Everything stinks.

No!

I pray that one day, I will be lucky enough for Jean Ralphio to dance up on me.

Wamapoke Casino: Slowly Taking Back Our Money from White People One Quarter at a Time

That is amazing. And terrible.