:hand feeds waffles to everyone who's bummed out:

What, even Larry wants out?

This typo, unlike softcore, is so much better than the real thing.

"With hard work, and the support of your friends - ah, it appears they've left."

Outstanding.

Not gonna lie, it's not when I look at luxury cars or clothes that I dream of obscene wealth. It's when a show I love is going under. (Granted, the shows don't have NEARLY the audience of BB!)

I heartily doubt it, sir.

It's not you, it's them. New episodes aren't always marked as such, and sometimes the entire lineup is down, and the info reads as off-air.

I discovered Corner Gas at four a.m. On a Chicago station. While in Florida.

Tell me where to bring my torch and Ferrero Rocher.

In conclusion, SAVE WINSTON.

It's not the block kind, it's the ball kind. The kind that's inherently funnier.

No.

I keep it alive in my heart by calling my mother Ladymom. I think she thinks I made it up.

The Soup had a clip of a WWE wrestler with some sort of snake arm gimmick. I know what you're up to, McMahon!

If Scheer's effort isn't detailed steps about how to punch way above your weight, uh, face? romantically, I'm not interested.

Drunk Me downloaded it too, and only Drunk Me listens to it, but I'm willing to take some responsibility.

The guy on that (Krod, I presume) was really attractive so I tried to catch it but it just never happened.

Plot twist: it was a Photoshop of a butterfly in space.

Stop saying Saxon!