He's like a buff Kyle Kinane who cosplays! Which is the kind of thing only a mad genius like PB would attempt to create! I want one. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

WRONG PLACE! HAHA!

"You're more fluff than sense."

"Ass paprika and bucket pissing."

More Zeke. I don't care how.

My reaction was "Goren's junkie brother is the president? Haaaaaa."

That last bit is so sad, unless you imagine butts lined up like I just did.

"Unibrowed troglodyte" is one classy insult! I hope I remember it.

As fas as "silly things on TBS you put on for background noise or because you're too lazy/ill/hungover to move," you could do worse.

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I will never see this, but Jurnee Smollett-Bell is so beautiful it makes me suicidal/homicidal.

Was she trying to see if he was a vampire? I thought she was trying to see if he was breathing, ignoring the fact that that is normally done with a hand mirror.

I was already sad as Bunny Station is not a thing.

How are Huck and Quinn so cute with a severed ear? Lawd.

"He said, last wordsingly!"

"Come on! I'm right here!"
"WHY?!"

Yeah, and being so upfront about it has dampened my desire to mock the hell out of dropping a show right before the president is shot.

"There's no strategy to Parks and Rec, it's just luck! Fans are idiots! Fans are idiots!"

Now that you mention it, PB and Archer could have an interesting platonic relationship. They share that "equal amounts of talent and emptiness" thing.

BOO-URNS!